Many , many people would wish to purchase an iPhone 5 . But only a special few are uncoerced to deal these highly inappropriate thing to give it . Also , uh , guys ? The iPhone 4 is free .
Plasma
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Sperm
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Both
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Basically Every Human Part
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Houses
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Cars
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Pets
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Siblings
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Sex
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Are a lot of these people just jest ? Sure ! plausibly . Hopefully ? But either means , people , say it with me now : It ’s just a phone .
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