If you find yourself in a Samuel L. Jackson moving-picture show and not surrounded by any mutha f***in ’ serpent , good news ! You ’re about to be eaten by a hyper - intelligent shark . These 6 tools will at least give you a fighting probability . [ Top art good manners ofIggyviaFlickr ]
A shark ’s snout is pack with electroreceptor organ , called Ampullae of Lorenzini , which it uses to detect the electrical momentum of its fair game ’s sinew contractions in murky piss . The six ferrite magnet implant in this bobbysocks each produce 720 gauss when overwhelm in ocean urine , which interferes with the shark ’s ampullar reed organ and get to you less of a prey . $ 25
If you ’ve ever been downwind from a ripened carcass , you ’ve probably felt that bass , bowel - determine revulsion at the smell of rot pulp ( do n’t occupy , this is just a survival mechanics to keep you from being a dumb fundament and trying to eat it ) . SCUBA / SPEAR produces the same reaction in sharks . This 2 oz canister put out a swarm of the semiochemical repellent , shark necromone ( literally “ shark clay ” ) , into the water , shrouding you in the reek of decomposing shark . $ 15
The 720 Karl Friedrich Gauss generated from the Magnetic Bead Anklet may repel smaller species like Lemons or Nurses but in all likelihood wo n’t do much against , say , a 14 - foot Tiger shark . The SharkShield Universal 7 use two submerge electrodes to besiege you with an 8 - meter wide , ampullar - overloading electrical field . Any shark that invades your personal space will have uncontrollable hefty cramp . $ 590
Sure at first glimpse , stab a shark seems about as effective as slapping or insulting its female parent . But the WASP is a knife and a syringe , come in a compact gas ( put in in the grip ) at 800psi into whatever you ’re shivving . The petrol immobilize home reed organ while inflating the offending piranha and forcing it to the airfoil . $ 500
verbalise softly is more of a rule of thumb than a rule when your big stick has a 12 - gauge tip . Bangsticks pack an explosive charge ( from .22 to .45 gauge ) attached to a 2 - foot metal rod . Simply close up the business end of it against an overly - aggressive shark to show it who ’s party boss . Or severely puddle it off . Either way . $ 100 - 125
When all else fails , swaddle yourself in range mail . considerably yet , swathe yourself in liquid crystal polymer fiber . The NemoII from Neptunic weave this patented cloth over a standard wetsuit , furnish divers a higher level of trade protection than suits constructed from brand net . However , much like ballistic armors , it will prevent a shark from sinking its tooth into you but ca n’t protect against bones broken by a Great White ’s 1.8 tons of bite military group .
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