https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pllMisDS-FU
Dear Hollywood , please stop make movie drone . Why ? The artwork of the prevue was perfected 29 geezerhood ago in The Philippines by the 1983 horror movieThe Killing of Satan . Does The Killing of Satan also win the best claim of all metre competition ? I would n’t reckon against it .
In TKO , a mustached Catholic superstar named Lando tracks down Satan ( who frequently appears in red tights ) to , natch , kill him . The laggard is full-length magic , as it provides select snippets of Lando ’s adventure with absolutely no context . The hearing is left so lost and titillated they have no pick but to see the motion-picture show .
In situations like these , it ’s easier to only state what occurs in the preview for The Killing of Satan rather than track down the risk of overanalyzing things . The below lean scratches the surface of what you will see :
– avalanche
– Satan , whose only evil power is to make things spin around
– A naked fair sex traverse in barbecue sauce
– A man crushed by a bowlder in slow motion
– The time , “ Found result are only to be found in a world of unearthly wonder ! ”
– An batting cage full of nude ladies disintegrate by a Gandalf staff
– Random volcanic irruption
– A woman transform into a python while making out with Lando
– Another lady transform into a weenie
– A puckish missus rip a guy wire ’s intact impudence off
– A cobra polymorph into a grease elf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IybUFPimw_I
And should not accept your foreign mission to track down this film , here ’s The Killing of Satan in two minute byEverything Is Terrible . For another great movie theater ad , seePhase IV .
https://gizmodo.com/is-this-the-most-confusing-scifi-tv-ad-ever-filmed-5806644
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