In anticipation of Joss Whedon ’s upcoming superhero remake of the Night of 100 Stars , olfactory merchant JADS International have assemble a line of Avengers - theme scent .
But upon reviewing these scents , we find them dispiritedly non - canonic . Hopefully JADS will get it right when the Deadpool eau de cologne debuts . Yes , that is happening .
Mark VII : “ Mark VII fuse Citrus reticulata , neroli , nasturtium and jasmine layer with loose patchouli to create a present-day aspect of “ I do n’t play well with others ” confidence . ”
waitress , why the hell does Iron Man ’s eau de toilette hold back hints ofmandarin ?
nationalist : “ bracing tone of green lime and white pepper are the first to hit with ironical oak woods , sandalwood and tequila accords finish the adventure . ”
Because nothing screams New Deal Americana like a lime tree - pepper - tequila Proto-Indo European with a sandalwood crust .
Smash ! : “ Yuzu , bergamot and tarragon create sporty , clear top notes along with unexpected pact of water lily and Myristica fragrans . ”
I knewthe Hulk moonlighted as a mobster , but I had no clue one of his alter egos was an artisanal candlemaker in Asheville , North Carolina .
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desirable : “ Basenotes are possess with fleshly , seductive tones of dark amber and cedarwood , protecting and enhancing a bass , dry masculine ( dare we say almost God - like ? ) musk . ”
Honestly , this cologne should smell out like an electrical fire and the volleyball game conniption from Top Gun .
Mischief : There ’s no verbal description of Loki ’s scent , so I ’m just move to simulate it draw out Fenrir ’s hackles , the most humid mead mansion in Jotunheim , and the souls of cowardly oarsmen who did n’t paddle hard enough on Ragnarök .
eternity Formula : Ditto for Nick Fury ’s . And seriously , this Koln should be called “ Howling Commando ” and bear the aroma of stale cigar , yellow proceeds of LIFE cartridge , and whorehouses .
[ JADS InternationalviaBlastr ]
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