Welcome to planet Earth , little wheat Chuck Berry . I know , you did n’t ask to be brought into the world … no one did . But you should know that you originate fucking the planet over just by being here .

Sure , it may seem like thing will get sorry when you grow up , what with all of the glasshouse natural gas discharge — from harvest home to transport to baking — it’ll take to turn you into a loaf of simoleons . Those emissions are no joke . But some British scientists assure me you ’ve been a shit kid from the head start .

Those scientists said that food production and consumption leave to around a third of our greenhouse gas emission , so they too a looking at at sugar to see where the real problems consist . By the metre you develop up into an 800 gram ( 1.8 pound ) loaf of bread , the atmosphere will get greenhouse gases equivalent to 0.388 kilo ( 0.85 lb ) of CO2 . Of that , 0.173 kg ( 0.4 pounds ) of CO2 comes from the baking stage and another 0.028 kg ( .06 lbs ) from milling . But you and your champion will also emit the equivalent of 0.256 kg ( 0.56 lbs ) of CO2 per loaf of bread from fertiliser , the chemical dumped on the ground just to make you grow .

Argentina’s President Javier Milei (left) and Robert F. Kennedy Jr., holding a chainsaw in a photo posted to Kennedy’s X account on May 27. 2025.

Almost half of your total potentiality to cause globose warming comes from fertilizer alone .

So really , it ’s not your fault , but ours . We used ammonium nitrate to fertilise you , which release the nursery gas N20 , nitrous oxide , when it choke into the standard pressure . Some expert say N20 is300 times as effective at trapping heatas CO2 , which means it is very bad .

And there ’s no easy result . Those scientist behind the new study , which is release this calendar week inNature plant life , think that we necessitate to shorten the amount of fertilizer we apply , but there would n’t be almost as many of you without it . Producing ammonium nitrate more energy expeditiously might offset some of the greenhouse petrol , but that seems unconvincing .

William Duplessie

Sure , maybe we could use fertilizer more carefully , only plots only where we desire to upraise you , rather than blanketing all of the dirt with it . Maybe we can talk to other scientists about how to raise you a genetically - modified sib that needs few climate - destroying chemicals to grow .

I know you ’re frightened about the damage you ’ll do to the environment when you move to one of those large belching factories to get turn into flour . But , little pale yellow berry , this novel study has convert us the real problem is that you were born in the first spot .

[ Nature Plants ]

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