https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1LAKR5-j-U
There ’s an exquisite je ne sais quoi when local news correspondent plumb the astuteness of the paranormal . We ’ve seen them investigatechemtrails , wander mommy , andmysterious skulls , but this report about Roswell ’s astrocacti may just be the zenith of anti - news program .
https://gizmodo.com/local-news-report-claims-the-government-is-controlling-5761358
https://gizmodo.com/wandering-mummy-terrorizes-unsuspecting-texas-neighborh-5729721
https://gizmodo.com/man-finds-mysterious-fluid-secreting-skull-local-news-5516665
FromKRQE 13 :
[ Botanist ] David Salman enunciate he was on a seed hunt trip near Roswell when he noticed a faint-hearted lambency coming from what appear to be a shooting star volcanic crater . He said it grow out the light source was come from a small patch of carnivorous cacti . Salman pronounce he found a cactus that eats hemipterous insect , glows and probably came to earth on a meteor . He says he scooped up some samples to see if someone could key out them , so far no one has been able to .
Imagine being an ignorant Roswellian . You just want to con when they ’ll ready all those deuced potholes on Main Street and this comes on — they do n’t have to put up with these xenobiological shenanigans in Farmington or Albuquerque ! And to you , audacious news show anchor , keep fighting the good fight . Some folk are dismiss this asApril Fool ’s monkeyshines , but they ’ll be babble out a different tune whenall those FBI memos are declassified .
https://gizmodo.com/preview/newly-released-fbi-memo-from-1950-confirms-flying-sauc-5791328
[ ViaReal unidentified flying object ]
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