So last dark ’s Heroes was a veritable smorgasbord of dirt . There were dirt powers , dingy sorority sister , and dirty , dirty Nylar . Watch out for greasy mindwipe rainbow carnival hair – and spoilers !
In this instalment , ring “ Hysterical Blindness , ” Nylar at long last turns back into Sylar ( except without his store ) after getting captured by the cops and interrogated by a decent Dr. who wants to aid him until she project out that he ’s some guy named Gabriel who dispatch his mom . There are wad of scene of Sylar ’s fount in closeup search sweaty and greasy and confused . And – let ’s front it – kind of hot . But only because it remind you of when he was Spock , who was genuinely spicy . For like twenty quillionth time , Sylar rediscovers his office after getting whumped upside the mind and forgetting that he ’s super vicious male child . And then he breaks a bunch of shit and gets aside , partly with the help of the nice doc .
Why does the nice Doctor of the Church help him ? Maybe because he turns those brown spocky peepers on her and says , “ I did n’t shoot down anybody ! ” Which is sort of true , since he ’s forget killing them . So Sylar run off into the woods .
Long before that , however , we got to see what breakfast is like at the Carnival . A lady lays her superhot hands on a waffle iron and makes blueberry mutant waffles , which Samuel says are his front-runner . Then Samuel sit down at the table , munches on some earnestly horrifying , furrow sausages , and tells his carnies that by nightfall “ the table will be full . ” He ’s snuff it to get another mutant to join them . Everybody look nervous except for the onetime people and kids , who are focused on the sausage balloon .
Then we see the inexplicable dirt big businessman aspect , where Samuel goes up into the James Jerome Hill and start sniff dirt and talking to Hot Tattoo about how he has “ a feeling ” ( a dirt feeling ? ) that they will get a unexampled mutant brother . As you could see in the clip below , she ’s sort of pissed about that . But he keeps digging around in the dirt and insist everything will sprout or something .
Maybe you geniuses can excuse to me WTF is going on here . He has prophetical dirt powers ? And what the sin is he doing with all those mess in the dirt ? Plus , we still do n’t really understand his whole tattoo power with Hot Tattoo . Why does dirt power adequate total mega baron ?
The WTF look about bizarre and/or stupid powers will only grow larger when you ponder the rainbow shining subsubsubplot , which metastasized into a scene that I wo n’t impose on your vulnerable eye . So Peter saves Emma the synaesthesia biddy when she almost walks into a truck , and then he go down on up her power . Suddenly instead of running really tight he ’s seeing extra effect from Xanadu jump out of anything that make a forte racket . ( Please , please , please give us an instalment where Peter and Emma go rollerskating together and see colors zooming out of their skate as an Olivia Newton John song plays in the background kthxbai ! )
Anyway so Peter is hanging out in the hospital where Emma has had an annoying brush with her mom , played by Nurse Ratchet ( yes she really is ) . And he sees Emma sitting in on a medicine lesson with a lot of little nipper , whose songs are create bee - yoo - tee - fulz rainbowzes all floaty woaty scrotumy in the air . They make a rainbow love connection , and expend almost five minutes of my valuable freaking clock time playing pianoforte together and watching the stupid floaty rainbow crap .
There are breath that this rainbow crap may prove useful – or at least destructive . Emma go home and starts play her violoncello , stool rainbow appear everywhere . But then some the rainbow stick to the wall and make it crack ! Does she have destructo - synaesthesia ? It ’s in reality more common than you might recollect .
But let ’s get down to brass tacks , shall we ? . This episode is the beginning of sapphism on Heroes – not just one kiss , but an integral LESBIAN ARC , all right ? Last Nox was only the beginning . And what a great beginning it was – already with the creepy-crawly Googling , sorority house speed dating , and invisible sorority sisters committing murder ! Srsly OMG .
Here ’s how it all goes down ( except for a few things that I may have embellished ) . Claire and proto - lovemuncher Gretchen are sipping deep brown milk together in the dorm dining hall and Claire is smile in this totally horny room so Gretchen says something like , “ What kinds of missy love are you thinking about , smiley ? ” And Claire say , “ I ’m just so happy to be a normal , happy college carbon monoxide gas - ed lesbian on the prowl . ” Just then another hottie sits down with them and says , “ Hey girl , require to rush my whole sexed up sorority ? ” Then she leave Claire this smokey , meaningful look and says , “ Your MOM was a member of our sorority you hump . ” Seriously , she altogether goes to the MILF place like right off the bat . I was surprised too , but not in a bad way .
So Claire begs Gretchen to come along with her to the sorority focal ratio day of the month dark ( see clip above ) and they put on their aphrodisiac purple turnout and check out their future special acquaintance . after , they even go to a sorority party where Claire bond with other spicy cheerleader about how cheerleading was awesome except for the uniforms – if they could only have cheered naked in a sorority she would have been into it . But then ! Gretchen gets jealous and throws a giant spiked flagpole at Claire ! And by and by Claire finds out Gretchen has been wear down her frilly sweaters and Googling on her . Whoa – Googling ! They have n’t even had oral gender yet and already with the kinky internet poppycock . Heroes is really getting edgy this season !
But then things go from kinky to uber - mega - turbo - norkular . Claire is pissed off about the sweaters and Googling and she finally confront Gretchen about how she ’s semi - stalking Claire and talking about her on dates with other sorority girls . And Gretchen finally come up clean and says ( and I ’m actually not make this part up ) , “ I ’m not stalking you . I have a crush . I ’m smash on you . ” And then she engraft a large giant kiss on Claire ’s lip and it was actually a really cute scenery . Until the sorority sisters bust into their room and say , “ Welcome to the sorority ! ” They pass the pledge test and now they really are lesbian sorority sisters .
That ’s around when we discover that Rachel , the hottie who invited Claire into the sorority , is the unseeable Girl . Though I miss Christopher Eccleston the invisible man , Rachel is jolly awful – peculiarly when she shows up at the Carnival and calls Samuel “ uncle . ” Then in a serial of flashback we see that Rachel has been making a long ton of malevolent mischief to drive Claire insane and make her desire to hang up out with the dirt - power carnies . She threw the flagpole at Claire ; she snuck into the girls ’ dorm room and booted up Gretchen ’s computer so that Claire would see the Googlage ; and she even ( gasp ) tossed Claire ’s ex - roomie out the window ! I ’m really unrestrained about the whole evil lesbotic sorority subsubsubplot , the great unwashed . Things are look up .
They ’re even looking up for Sylar , who ran late into the woods and then discover – lo ! – a Carnival bulk large out of nowhere . This is the first meter that we ’ve gotten the belief that the entire Carnival has some kind of mutant power of moving around and obliterate . Samuel derive out to greet Sylar and receive him to the Carnival , and they ’re both smiling and look carnie - tastic . Of course when the cops chasing Sylar come look for him , the Carnival is nowhere to be seen .
Whoa , frequent Carnival ! That ’s pretty cool , veracious ? waitress , no . Not as cool as lesbians . And not as cool as the news today that one of the original male mutants will be conk out in an forthcoming episode ! Please let it be Hiro , Sylar , Nathan , Peter , Suresh , and Matt ! Well , OK , we can leave one of them alive . But only one . And it would be good if he were a sapphic sorority miss .
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