allow ’s get all conjectural for a minute . Pretend you ’re log Z’s at home and some buster break in and is going to soak you / kill you . How will you maintain yourself quickly ? Enter the Safe Bedside Table , a genius creation from designer James McAdam . What looks like a simple , introductory board at first , quickly becomes a buckler and sword quick for your defense . We ’re blab King Arthur - style , though , because you ’ll be greeting those assailant with a medieval - style carapace and wooden nightspot . No sharp brand or mace here . Remember to call 911 first before you start scream things like , “ Have at you , blackguard ! ” The whole thing is made of cherry and steel so it wo n’t look hideous , either .

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