Esto es un Desastre!

Werewolf . Werewolf ? There . What ? There masher , there Disaster !

BIG MAN JAPAN :

ClearlyBig Man Japan‘s vainglorious enemy is the same thing plaguing us all .

Last Of Us 7 Ellie Crash

https://gizmodo.com/the-weirdest-monster-from-japans-new-giant-superhero-mo-5221979

PROBO :

Well the Belgians created the creepiest thing evar . I venture it ’s the love tiddler of the Feebles and Patch Adams or something , but it allowed me to get out this very significant public service annunciation which I fondly dedicate to my Dutch married woman who taught me that the only thing you postulate to hate a large mathematical group of masses is a shared moulding .

Mission Impossible 8 Underwater

https://gizmodo.com/somebody-get-this-belgian-perv-bot-away-from-these-kids-5221823

ROBO PENGUINS :

https://gizmodo.com/the-future-of-robotics-is-penguin-shaped-5221736

Lesdilley

I for one welcome our new automatic penguin overlords and extend my services for your propaganda machine .

COMMENTER AWARENESS :

I ’m go to give away from the norm just a small chip this week and lead off a newfangled new little section . You see I got get here by send appropriate word-painting in commentary yarn , which to be honest can be one of the most annoying things on the cyberspace and is one stone’s throw nigher to the 4Chan - inization of society .

Mission Impossible 8 Tom Cruise Hang

So , in the effort to keep thing somewhat well designed and genteel I am designing premade images for you to apply when Holy Writ fail . This week , a handly Troll computer graphic . Do n’t feed the round , just img src him with this toxicant pill the next time someone skip on a Blade Runner , or Dr. Who wind just to say they do n’t see what the fuss is all about and that it ’s really overrated , or that the Prequels were actually better than you old breaking wind give them credit for , then ascertain him wither and die . So get out there and use this people . If it is n’t overused and misused by the end of next calendar week I will feel I fail . ( ahem , I ’d really love to see it used occasionally on a certain gaming land site I know of )

foreign COMMUNICATION :

Again , breaking from the average here . Some Egghead over at Oxford thinks that we would have a baffling time really communicating with aliens we meet in a first contact . It inspired me to do this little animated cartoon . Sure it ’s a prisonbreak from my usual photoshopperie , but whatever , I have a column and you do n’t so neener - neener .

Daredevil Born Again Episode 1 Matt Murdock