Alan Heuss was carjack . The stealer made off with his BMW , cash and cellphone . But they did not steal his brain . So hecame up with a planinvolving raging girls and drug .
After the incident , he went out with some friends , where they came up with an idea to get his clobber back . The form of guys who jack car probably care drugs and cleaning woman . And statistically speak , 51 pct of thieves are silent . So Heuss charge a text edition to his steal phone , move like one of his friends : “ I ’ve buzz off a cluster of hot chicks … we’ve got some drug , too . ”
The thieves , easy slang by the hope of little girl and drug , sent over their address . But instead of red-hot girls with drugs , they got a sojourn from the Columbus law officeholder — not the sexy sort that take off their clothes — and were capture red - handed with the stolen car . All in all , a serendipitous experience : What would ’ve happened if the carjackers were in fact gay unbent edgers ? Hmm . [ WBNSviaJoel ]
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