01of 14INCORPORATE BIKINI + THIGH + KILLER CLOSETJessica Simpson/InstagramIt’s almost hardto notice Jessicawhen there’s designer garb to look at.

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INCORPORATE BIKINI + THIGH + KILLER CLOSET

Jessica Simpson/Instagram

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It’s almost hardto notice Jessicawhen there’s designer garb to look at.

02of 14ADD HOT HUSBANDJessica Simpson/InstagramSo many abs. So many.

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ADD HOT HUSBAND

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So many abs. So many.

03of 14GO UNDERCOVERJessica Simpson/InstagramWhere in the worldis Carmen Simpsiego?

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GO UNDERCOVER

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Where in the worldis Carmen Simpsiego?

04of 14FEATURE YOUR FAVORITE ASSETSJessica Simpson/InstagramRed lips? Check. Cleavage? Check. Smoky eyes? Check check.

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FEATURE YOUR FAVORITE ASSETS

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Red lips? Check. Cleavage? Check. Smoky eyes? Check check.

05of 14GO DARK AND BLURRYJessica Simpson/InstagramIt addssome mystery.

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GO DARK AND BLURRY

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It addssome mystery.

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GET IN BED

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07of 14TRY UPLIGHTINGJessica Simpson/InstagramAnd pouty lips. And a low-cut shirt.

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TRY UPLIGHTING

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And pouty lips. And a low-cut shirt.

08of 14WEAR A BIKINI FOR INSTANT SEX APPEALSource: Jessica Simpson/InstagramPlus patriotism.

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WEAR A BIKINI FOR INSTANT SEX APPEAL

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WEAR A BIKINI FOR INSTANT SEX APPEAL

Plus patriotism.

09of 14WE REPEAT: SWIMWEAR SELFIES = EVERYTHINGSource: Jessica Simpson/InstagramExtra credit:Match your lip colorto your bikini.

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WE REPEAT: SWIMWEAR SELFIES = EVERYTHING

WE REPEAT: SWIMWEAR SELFIES = EVERYTHING

Extra credit:Match your lip colorto your bikini.

10of 14USE PROPS TO BOOST THE DRAMA FACTORSource: Jessica Simpson/InstagramA sexy picturebecomes instantly sexierif you’re gripping a truck’s rearview mirror.

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USE PROPS TO BOOST THE DRAMA FACTOR

USE PROPS TO BOOST THE DRAMA FACTOR

A sexy picturebecomes instantly sexierif you’re gripping a truck’s rearview mirror.

11of 14SERIOUSLY. IT’S UNIVERSALLY FLATTERINGSource: Jessica Simpson/InstagramAlsouniversally flattering– toned legs, push-up bathing suits and flower crowns.

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SERIOUSLY. IT’S UNIVERSALLY FLATTERING

SERIOUSLY. IT’S UNIVERSALLY FLATTERING

Alsouniversally flattering– toned legs, push-up bathing suits and flower crowns.

12of 14INCORPORATE BUTTSSource: Jessica Simpson/InstagramPosenext to a butt!

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INCORPORATE BUTTS

INCORPORATE BUTTS

Posenext to a butt!

13of 14MAKE OUT WITH YOUR HUSBAND (OR ANYONE YOU HAVE ON HAND)Source: Jessica Simpson/InstagramSexy isas sexy does.

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MAKE OUT WITH YOUR HUSBAND (OR ANYONE YOU HAVE ON HAND)

MAKE OUT WITH YOUR HUSBAND (OR ANYONE YOU HAVE ON HAND)

Sexy isas sexy does.

14of 14GET RETRO WITH ITSource: Jessica Simpson/InstagramAn old-timey black-and-white filter can add someold-fashioned va va voom.

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GET RETRO WITH IT

GET RETRO WITH IT

An old-timey black-and-white filter can add someold-fashioned va va voom.

source: people.com