01of 10SGP Italia srl/WireImage"When it comes to getting dressed, men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoes. At any rate, we are merely accessories."–Ashton Kutcherin anessay he wrotefor the September issue ofHarper’s Bazaar02of 10Jeff Vespa/WireImage"I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time."–Owen Wilson,after beinghospitalizedfollowing a suicide attempt03of 10"Personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map."– Miss South Carolina Teen USALauren Caitlin Uptonon theToday,getting a second shotat answering her flubbed pageant question about why one-fifth of Americans are unable to locate the United States on a mapHow well do you know geography?Take Lauren’s quiz here!04of 10INF"James is the best kisser ever!"–Keira Knightley,dissing previous smooch partners Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloomin favorof her current hunkyAtonementcostar James McAvoy05of 10Universal Studios"He had to stay away from my boobs."–Jennifer Garner,on herone ruleduring fight scenes on the action-packed set ofThe Kingdom06of 10INF"This dumb reporter just put words in my mouth and turned everything I said into a negative. I told her I love New York and I will probably be doing the bi-coastal thing now because I love it so much."–Lance Bass,denying hedissedthe Big Apple in an article forNew Yorkmagazine07of 10Ethan Miller/Getty; Trae Patton/NBC"Charlize would say, ‘Excuse me, Paul. I have to go prepare,’ and she’d go back, and they’d be playingDeal or No Deal.”– DirectorPaul Haggis,on actress Charlize Theron’s addiction to the Howie Mandel-hosted game show while filming the dramaIn the Valley of Elah08of 10"My eye jelly just touched your eye jelly!"–Conan O’Brien,to Jeff Goldblum, after the actor convinced the talk show host to rub eyeballs with him during an increasingly bizarre interview onLate Night with Conan O’Brien09of 10Bauer-Griffin"When they told me I was getting it on, I thought it was going to be like a beeper, but it’s like a pair of Bose headphones."– RapperEve,complaining about her court-mandatedalcohol monitoring device10of 10Jemal Countess/WireImage"I just live my life."– IllusionistCriss Angel,who’s been linked to Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz, saying hisimage as a serial dateris simply, well, an illusion, to Parade.comLast Week’s Best Celeb Quotes >
01of 10SGP Italia srl/WireImage"When it comes to getting dressed, men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoes. At any rate, we are merely accessories."–Ashton Kutcherin anessay he wrotefor the September issue ofHarper’s Bazaar
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SGP Italia srl/WireImage
“When it comes to getting dressed, men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoes. At any rate, we are merely accessories.”
–Ashton Kutcherin anessay he wrotefor the September issue ofHarper’s Bazaar
02of 10Jeff Vespa/WireImage"I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time."–Owen Wilson,after beinghospitalizedfollowing a suicide attempt
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Jeff Vespa/WireImage
“I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time.”
–Owen Wilson,after beinghospitalizedfollowing a suicide attempt
03of 10"Personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map."– Miss South Carolina Teen USALauren Caitlin Uptonon theToday,getting a second shotat answering her flubbed pageant question about why one-fifth of Americans are unable to locate the United States on a mapHow well do you know geography?Take Lauren’s quiz here!
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“Personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map.”
– Miss South Carolina Teen USALauren Caitlin Uptonon theToday,getting a second shotat answering her flubbed pageant question about why one-fifth of Americans are unable to locate the United States on a map
How well do you know geography?Take Lauren’s quiz here!
04of 10INF"James is the best kisser ever!"–Keira Knightley,dissing previous smooch partners Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloomin favorof her current hunkyAtonementcostar James McAvoy
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INF
“James is the best kisser ever!”
–Keira Knightley,dissing previous smooch partners Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloomin favorof her current hunkyAtonementcostar James McAvoy
05of 10Universal Studios"He had to stay away from my boobs."–Jennifer Garner,on herone ruleduring fight scenes on the action-packed set ofThe Kingdom
05of 10
Universal Studios
“He had to stay away from my boobs.”
–Jennifer Garner,on herone ruleduring fight scenes on the action-packed set ofThe Kingdom
06of 10INF"This dumb reporter just put words in my mouth and turned everything I said into a negative. I told her I love New York and I will probably be doing the bi-coastal thing now because I love it so much."–Lance Bass,denying hedissedthe Big Apple in an article forNew Yorkmagazine
06of 10
“This dumb reporter just put words in my mouth and turned everything I said into a negative. I told her I love New York and I will probably be doing the bi-coastal thing now because I love it so much.”
–Lance Bass,denying hedissedthe Big Apple in an article forNew Yorkmagazine
07of 10Ethan Miller/Getty; Trae Patton/NBC"Charlize would say, ‘Excuse me, Paul. I have to go prepare,’ and she’d go back, and they’d be playingDeal or No Deal.”– DirectorPaul Haggis,on actress Charlize Theron’s addiction to the Howie Mandel-hosted game show while filming the dramaIn the Valley of Elah
07of 10
Ethan Miller/Getty; Trae Patton/NBC
“Charlize would say, ‘Excuse me, Paul. I have to go prepare,’ and she’d go back, and they’d be playingDeal or No Deal.”
– DirectorPaul Haggis,on actress Charlize Theron’s addiction to the Howie Mandel-hosted game show while filming the dramaIn the Valley of Elah
08of 10"My eye jelly just touched your eye jelly!"–Conan O’Brien,to Jeff Goldblum, after the actor convinced the talk show host to rub eyeballs with him during an increasingly bizarre interview onLate Night with Conan O’Brien
08of 10
“My eye jelly just touched your eye jelly!”
–Conan O’Brien,to Jeff Goldblum, after the actor convinced the talk show host to rub eyeballs with him during an increasingly bizarre interview onLate Night with Conan O’Brien
09of 10Bauer-Griffin"When they told me I was getting it on, I thought it was going to be like a beeper, but it’s like a pair of Bose headphones."– RapperEve,complaining about her court-mandatedalcohol monitoring device
09of 10
Bauer-Griffin
“When they told me I was getting it on, I thought it was going to be like a beeper, but it’s like a pair of Bose headphones.”
– RapperEve,complaining about her court-mandatedalcohol monitoring device
10of 10Jemal Countess/WireImage"I just live my life."– IllusionistCriss Angel,who’s been linked to Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz, saying hisimage as a serial dateris simply, well, an illusion, to Parade.comLast Week’s Best Celeb Quotes >
10of 10
Jemal Countess/WireImage
“I just live my life.”
– IllusionistCriss Angel,who’s been linked to Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz, saying hisimage as a serial dateris simply, well, an illusion, to Parade.com
Last Week’s Best Celeb Quotes >
source: people.com
